My Dad

I have this theory that  at some point they have met or have a member in the family like my dad.Where tho you love him infinatly ,you wanna hit him with water balloons when he comments or says some things

For example,he comes back from his usual weekly sprint ,he comes back and those his habbit of farting on purpose inside his room,My mom,still having the door open ,which is infront of our neighbords, Without hasitating,He points at me and says I did it ,and keeps on repeating this for over 12 minutes.I am just standing there, trying not to smell the poison bomb he has left behind for everyone to die, trying to keep the blushing away.

I love my dad, but his like a little grown up 10 year-old child.